"Here's Yer Sign" jokes

[Peggy]

I found these on the internet. I just LOVE Bill Engvall's "Here's Yer Sign" stuff. If you have any, feel free to post 'em.

- It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff (http://amazon.com/gp/product/1418434841?ie=UTF8&tag=mistupcomtheonli&link_code=em1&camp=212341&creative=384065&creativeASIN=1418434841&adid=be0a5d3e-cbef-4f60-940a-e513073175ec) up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes.
Here's your sign."


- A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope - Talked 'em into giving up.
Here's your sign."


- Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me.
Here's your sign."

[skyrider777]

I found these on the internet. I just LOVE Bill Engvall's "Here's Yer Sign" stuff. If you have any, feel free to post 'em.

- It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff (http://amazon.com/gp/product/1418434841?ie=UTF8&tag=mistupcomtheonli&link_code=em1&camp=212341&creative=384065&creativeASIN=1418434841&adid=be0a5d3e-cbef-4f60-940a-e513073175ec) up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes.
Here's your sign."


- A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope - Talked 'em into giving up.
Here's your sign."


- Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me.
Here's your sign."
:) standing in the bathroom, trying to find the door out. here's yer sign.

[Kent]

Your in the kitchen, pulling out a baking dish or pan AND wearing mittens or using hot pads and someone comes in, sees you and says, is it hot? :huh:

you now the rest

[Hazguy]

You might be a redneck ..... Oh, wait ... wrong member of the comedy team :)

[Peggy]

smartass :frog: