Why?

[Kent]

If an orange is not just orange but has shades of green too, why aren't they called a orgeen?

[Kent]

If fasle teeth are sometimes called store-boughts, why can't I find them in the clearance aisle at walmart?

[Peggy]

Just how much time were you on that toidie?!?!?!? :eek:

THIS could be fun!

[Kent]

speaking of toilets, where did people living in West Virginia ever get the idea that paining and hanging a toilet seat on a wall is art? :huh:

[Peggy]

:rofl: !!!!

[Kent]

Why can't I learn how to type not being able to see because I have my head shoved up my own ass like some seem to be very able too?

[skyrider777]

Why can't I learn how to type not being able to see because I have my head shoved up my own ass like some seem to be very able too?
why is it that sometimes when I go to the bathroom door is locked and I can't get out?

[skyrider777]

why does someone always lock the door when I go to the bathroom ?

[skyrider777]

speaking of toilets, where did people living in West Virginia ever get the idea that paining and hanging a toilet seat on a wall is art? :huh:
you mean it ain't? maybe if they put deer horns in it that would be, huh?

[Peggy]

Here's a few things I've pondered over the years....

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

What happens if you get scared to death, twice?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Why is it that if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?


Inquiring minds want to know!! :frog:

[Kent]

why did I suddenly get that damn hee haw song in my head, where oh where .........




now you got it there too :rofl:

[Peggy]

you mean this one?

where oh where are you tonight?
why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and thought I found true love.
But you met another and ppbbbtttt you was gone. :D


oh you are just not nice sometimes :no:

[Kent]

oh you are just not nice sometimes :no:

Yea so maybe, but remember ann murrys snowbird? I think that's it......

spread your tiny wings and fly away ............. :D

[Peggy]

Yea so maybe, but remember ann murrys snowbird? I think that's it......

spread your tiny wings and fly away ............. :D

HEY! When I was a soloist in the choir in highschool, I sang that song.

Spread your tiny wings and fly away
and take the snow back with you where it came from on that day (or something like that)
The one I love forever is untrue
and if I could you know that I would fly away with you. :D


Just remember, you live only 4 hours away....... :mad:

[Kent]

oh what a night, la la la la la la lalala

damn that frankie vali song

[Peggy]

oh what a night, la la la la la la lalala

damn that frankie vali song


oh what a night
I remember back in '63
what a very special time for me
what a lady, what a night


are you sure that was Frankie Valli??

[Peggy]

Why do people drive on parkways, and park on driveways? :eek:
Why is parallel parking mandatory to pass the Florida drivers license test when there is no place to parallel park in Florida??
WHY do teachers try to make a child who is ambidextrous, into a right-hander?? Is there something extra-special about a right-handed person??

[Kent]

oh what a night
I remember back in '63
what a very special time for me
what a lady, what a night


are you sure that was Frankie Valli??

yep, him and the four seasons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liyiT_DGREA

[Peggy]

oh yeahhhhhhhhh... love it!

[Hazguy]

I find it interesting that the drummer sang lead on that rather than Frankie ........

cool, tho

[Peggy]

He did good too!

[Kent]

Why do I need to know , want to know , should know or be bothered to know any of these things ............

In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear

In Cleveland, Ohio, it is unlawful to leave chewing gum in public places

There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones

A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day

[Peggy]

Betcha my mom uses at least that much, if not more. :yes:

[Kent]

Alrighty :eek:

marks that down as yet another piece of info I really didn't need to know :reading:

[Peggy]

ROFL! :rofl:

[Kent]

Why or best said how can some be so damn stupid?


How Stupid Can It Get?

•Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.
•A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.
•The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
•A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.
•Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
•When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.
•Mike Stewart, 31, of Dallas was filming a movie in 1983 on the dangers of low-level bridges when the truck he was standing on passed under a low-level bridge -- killing him.
•Two West German motorists had an all-too-literal head-on collision in heavy fog near the small town of Guetersloh. Each was guiding his car at a snail's pace near the center of the road. At the moment of impact their heads were both out of the windows when they smacked together. Both men were hospitalized with severe head injuries. Their cars weren't scratched.
•A man hit by a car in New York in 1977 got up uninjured, but laid back down in front of the car when a bystander told him to pretend he was hurt so he could collect insurance money. The car rolled forward and crushed him to death.
•Surprised while burgling a house in Antwerp, Belgium, a thief fled out the back door, clambered over a nine-foot wall, dropped down and found himself in the city prison.
•Hitting on the novel idea that he could end his wife's incessant nagging by giving her a good scare, Hungarian Jake Fen built an elaborate harness to make it look as if he had hanged himself. When his wife came home and saw him she fainted. Hearing a disturbance a neighbor came over and, finding what she thought were two corpses, seized the opportunity to loot the place. As she was leaving the room, her arms laden, the outraged and suspended Mr. Fen kicked her stoutly in the backside. This so surprised the lady that she dropped dead of a heart attack. Happily, Mr. Fen was acquitted of manslaughter and he and his wife were reconciled.

[Peggy]

These are hilarious! I think I like the one about the service station attendants and the drunk robber the best tho. That takes the grand booby prize! :rofl: