Make it Rhyme

[Kent]

Like an ongoing Poem, keep in in rhyme as long as possible then twist it around to keep going if you have a brain fart



To get it started .......




I saw a lady that was dressed in red

[Peggy]

I saw a lady that was dressed in red
she looked a mess, and hadn't made her bed.

[Kent]

A knock at the door proved to be mailman Fred

[Peggy]

The thought of him seeing her like that, filled her with dread.

[Kent]

So to the door she went and gathered her mail

[Peggy]

Poor Fred looked lonely and frail.

[Raven]

Because poor fred had to read all the mail in braile.

[Peggy]

and his thoughts of her landed him in jail.

[Raven]

he was to poor to make bail.

[Kent]

And his cell mate wanted some tail

[Peggy]

SOOOOOOOO

He went to the warden for a talk

[Raven]

The warden told him to just take a walk

[Peggy]

What he saw on his walk, caused him to go into shock

[Raven]

He saw all the inmates in a flock

[Peggy]

leaning over against a large rock.

[Kent]

then he looked down and saw he was wearing his twin brothers socks

[Peggy]

Then he remembered he doesn't have a twin brother.

[Raven]

The socks must of been Big Bubba's and now his head was gonna hit the rocks.

[Kent]

Then in walked that gal with a shape like a clock

[Raven]

He walked back to his cell saying what is that smell.

[Peggy]

and discovered that it was his cellmate's hair gel

[Raven]

thought what a dope, he needs a shower and some soap.

[Kent]

they drove down to the shore

[Raven]

all four started to snore on their drive to the shore

[Peggy]

and when they arrived, their throats were sore.

[Raven]

they seen the women in bikinis and thought they were going to score.

[Peggy]

But upon getting closer, discovered there was quite a bit more

[Kent]

there was jackie and sally and teresa the town whore

[Peggy]

So away he ran from that frightful place

[Raven]

and realized he was in the middle of a long beach race.

[Peggy]

He ran so fast the sand hit him in the face

[Raven]

The guy next to him said, Are you ok Ace.

[Kent]

He said he was but then looked down
and say he was in a dress adorned in pink lace

[Raven]

not knowing why he was in pink lace, he still kept running to keep up the pace.

[Peggy]

Then he tripped, and he fell, and it all went to hell.

[Kent]

But he stood up and brushed off the grass, then the kid next door threw a ball and knocked him back on his ass

[Peggy]

He dropped with a thud
right in the mud!

[jozella]

He dropped with a thud
right in the mud!

Geez, he looked like such a dud.

[Peggy]

But he got back up and said, with a holler

[smartchic]

I just picked up a silver dollar!

[Peggy]

Now I can go and play the slots

[smartchic]

Now I can go and play the slots

Make it Rhyme? I am seeing only dots.

[Peggy]

so put on your glasses

[smartchic]

so put on your glasses

still doesn't rhyme,did I miss classes?

[Peggy]

not unless you slipped and fell you your assets :frog:

[smartchic]

my assets fell, calling in all bets

[Peggy]

and that, my friends, is as good as it gets!

[smartchic]

unless we collect all our debts.

[Kent]

Cars take to long so get on a jet

[Peggy]

fly away into the sunset