How Can You Tell You're Getting Old?

[Peggy]

What's your take on this?


When I have almost as much trouble getting down the stairs, as I do getting up the stairs. :rolleyes:

[The Angry Bastard]

Getting old is when you make it up the stairs but you forget why you went up the stairs in the first place.

[Hazguy]

good one, AB...

You're getting old when your boss tells you three things, and you don't remember the second and third right after the boss walks away .............


d'oh .......

[Peggy]

guess I'm getting old then, I've done both of those ^ :eek:


When you can remember what your address was 30 yrs ago, but can't remember what you ate for dinner yesterday.

[Kent]

when you hit reply to thread and have to look up again to see what the topic is

[Peggy]

Why are all of these hitting sooo close to home?!?!?! :eek:


:hiding:

[Raven]

When your body creeks going up the steps as well as going down the steps.

When you have to stick a hose up your nose to help you breathe at night to make sure you wake up in the morning. (sleep apnea)

When lifting a gallon of milk hurts your neck.

When you feel like you will pee yourself when you sneeze. :blush:

[Peggy]

When you feel like you will pee yourself when you sneeze. :blush:

:eek: someone's been telling on me again....

[Raven]

I like obnoxious tshirts and have a tshirt thats says "I sometimes pee myself when I laugh"

:eek: someone's been telling on me again....

[Peggy]

I need that Tshirt, LOL


I also need one that says "Beware, don't make me laugh hard, I may snort"

[Raven]

I bought one the other day that says "Free Gas" I guess you can figure out what that one means. :popworm:

I need that Tshirt, LOL


I also need one that says "Beware, don't make me laugh hard, I may snort"

[Peggy]

Kent needs that one...








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[Kent]

I what? :eek:

[Peggy]

:p

[Hazguy]

Unfortunately, I join kent on that one ....

How bout you know you are getting old when you take more than one or two pills every morning, and the same ones again in the evening .........


Shoulda went in to pharmacy ......... hmmm...

[Kent]

when sweats become an accepted attire for going out of the house and your not going to a gym

[Peggy]

when your ankles creak going down the stairs... and other people can hear it....

[Kent]

does bouncing down them count too?


<snorts>

[Peggy]

smartass..... :giggle:

[Kent]

and your point is?

[Peggy]

and your point is?

omg, I have to have a point TOO??? :eek: :faint:

[Kent]

well yea :p

[Peggy]

naw... too much like work...

[Hazguy]

when sweats become an accepted attire for going out of the house and your not going to a gym

Heck, I been doing this one since college .....

[Hazguy]

smartass..... :giggle:

betta than a dumbass :P

[Kent]

Heck, I been doing this one since college .....

well there ya go then :D

betta than a dumbass :P

this is true :cool:

[Darkknight2010]

When being up 'late' is being up till 11 pm. :rolleyes:

[smartchic]

When most of your appointments begin with doctors names & phone numbers

[Hazguy]

When being up 'late' is being up till 11 pm. :rolleyes:


Nods ... uh huh ... I am soooo glad most of my anime that I watch is on after 11PM on Saturday .... if it was during the week, I would never get to see it ............

Thank goodness for Adult Swim ....