Do you think this is too much? shall I stop?

[topcatoh]

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

[Peggy]

Not to much at all! You could just add them to one thread tho,

[topcatoh]

It will show up as a new post to an old thread???? right?

will do.... tks

[Peggy]

yep it sure will!

I just love reading these things!

[topcatoh]

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart

[topcatoh]

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

[Peggy]

Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.


This is great! :rofl:

[topcatoh]

A calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

[topcatoh]

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

[Peggy]

A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.


Good one!!! :giggle:

[zerhacke]

Hahaha the LAN down under!!!

[Peggy]

I look for these every morning. They're a riot!

[topcatoh]

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

[Raven]

Love the wit that people are coming up with these lines. Best I have seen. :yes:

[topcatoh]

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

AND THAT'S THE LAST OF THOSE..... NEW THREAD MONDAY......

[Peggy]

Funny stuff!

I'm looking forward to whatever you have up your sleeve next :yes: