chesney40
10-02-2008, 09:03 PM
A woman goes into her doctor, she was rather nervous and told her doctor
she had something she did not want to admit. She then proceeded to tell
him that she had been married three times, and was still a virgin.
Her doctor was somewhat perplexed so he asked her to explain.
She said "well my first husband, well he had been in a war, and stepped
on a land mine, let's just say "he did not have anything to do it with"
Then my second husband, well I think he must of been gay, he never
"wanted to do anything"
Then my third husband, well, see he was a Republican, all he ever did
was sit on the edge of the bed and tell me "how good it was going to be".:nerd::uwelcome::giggle::laughing:
she had something she did not want to admit. She then proceeded to tell
him that she had been married three times, and was still a virgin.
Her doctor was somewhat perplexed so he asked her to explain.
She said "well my first husband, well he had been in a war, and stepped
on a land mine, let's just say "he did not have anything to do it with"
Then my second husband, well I think he must of been gay, he never
"wanted to do anything"
Then my third husband, well, see he was a Republican, all he ever did
was sit on the edge of the bed and tell me "how good it was going to be".:nerd::uwelcome::giggle::laughing: